What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Maybe leave out

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Lose lips shimk ships.

You shall not bear false witness.

But this is not

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?